Coach's Coverage Grand Finals: lenny

 

COACH'S COVERAGE GRAND FINALS: lenny

 disclaimer: the opinions expressed by the 1 interviewed are by the 1 interviewed. the coach may have completely different views dont cancel me

 

lenny: Hello guys my name is lenny and I play sniper for hood Naruto

COACH: How are you doing today?

l: Im doing good

C: How has your season been?

l: Its going how I expected. We are one match away from another undefeated season

C: Damn, another eh. What you think about going against, and going off a quote here: "a team full of fatasses"

l: You know I dont think thats far from the truth. Who are you quoting though

C: I think I was DMing someone on their team. Or maybe I was talking to eerie peter. I genuinely don't remember actually, now that you mention it.

l: Ahh I see, yeah you know i'll treat it like any other match really. Just get in there secure the dub and thats it

C: Of course. That's the type of attitude we maintained on the Brampton Warriors. I'm glad you still have kept that with you. How are you and your team feeling currently?

l: I think we are at the peak of our season right now. Everything has lead up to this point. We feel good.

C: Okay okay. You guys gonna win grand finals or what?

l: Of course. There is no doubt in my mind

C: Say word, not even if your team is being noob ?

l: You can't expect everything to go perfect. Sometimes your team will be noobs and the only thing you can do about it is worry about yourself u know, and hope they sort themselves out

C: Ah ah ah. Have you guys decided on the maps?

l: Yes we play product ashville and upward

C: Okay okay sounds good. So who do you think is nice in your division?

l: Listen, if Im gonna be honest I think the shovel team is actually better than 3600.

C: Say word...

l: Yea 3600 is nice and all but shovel could have easily beat them yet they choked. Sad really but it is what it is

C: Now why do you think them choking happened? Do you think it stemmed from individual players on their team? Or perhaps they didn't coordinate and should have put in more hours into the map reviews or what?

l: I feel like it was just a lack of coordination. They had the players to beat them but just kept messing up at the worst possible times and it cost them

 

pictured: froggieland

 

 

C: Damn. Sounds tough. On the other hand, who doesn't live up to the standard?

l: Say word this one will be easy. I think froggie land definitely. They choked and missed out on playoffs plus they got mans like catalyst and moist

C: Ya eh. What are your problems with Catalyst & Moist ?

l: 🤮

l: Nothing personally They just arent the greatest players to have touched the game. But well at least they tried, you gotta give them that

C: Of course, now, knowing your past history I'd like to ask you about people who have taught you. An individual who has really stepped up as a mentor and shaped many tf2 player's careers to the point where they are today. How has Dope affected your career and what has he taught you, both in-game and out of game?

l: You know if dope has taught me one thing its that its always winnable.

C: Yeo I'm dead 😂😂😂

l: If it wasnt for dope I might not have gotten on fred too. He was like an nba scout

C: Say word. He did put you under my scope, if it weren't for that last pickup, who knows what would have happened. Now I'd like to extend this to your team: I noticed early on that you guys have been implementing the methodical Dope's Gambit strategy into your games. Now on Monday, do you think "these fat fucks" will be able to figure out a way to overcome and possibly even break the Dope's Gambit?

 

pictured: dope's take on weed smoking & coronavirus

 

l: Dope's gambit is mostly the reason we are 9-0 actually. These guys on monday stand no chance really

C: Of course of course. So Lenny.. why do they call you MR. DUBBZ?

l: Because I just dont lose fam. Gonna get the three peat just like Kobe.

C: Okay all right, So who in the invite division do you think deserves the name "Elliot" ?

l: Elliot? I have to think about that one...

l: Madringme 🤣

C: Say word. So you're gonna prove that this Monday then?

l: Yes. Everyone will get to watch me win on monday. Sending them home in two maps I ain't playing a third.

C: Okkkkkkkkk, I see you bro. Now I'd like to ask your about this statement: "Get the Dub by Any Means Necessary". Would you agree with this statement or no?

l: Yes I would agree. U know that actually reminds me of my scrims I played tonight. I switched to soldier from sniper and went 4-17 the whole game but I still won. Its things like that where you realize its not about logs, its only about the dub.

C: Real shit that's what I'm saying bro. Too many of these goofys stare at the logs, and then wonder why they ain't winning the matches that matter. Now that you say that though, I'd like to run a situation by you: lets say you were making a deal with the devil. In exchange for the Dub, who would you sacrifice on your team? Whether they be annoying, worthless, selfless, etc.

l: U know thats a hard question I really dont dislike anyone on the team, but if i Had to choose, it would be hyphen. Sorry bro.

C: Hmm okay. In my previous Coach's Coverages, I had your teammates blake & jay on here. Do you agree with what they said in their interviews?

l: Im not caught up on those interviews. What did they say?

C: Good question, I don't remember either and admittedly I don't care at all about it. What do you like to do outside of TF2? Any hobbies? Interests?

l: Yeah I play football sometimes and I enjoy it. Not the player I used to be but I dont mind really.

C: Say word. Who's better at football you or Dope?

l: You know I dont really know Ive never seen dope on the field. But from what hes told me probably Dope.

C: All right. Now I got some pictures here that I want to show you and I want to know your thoughts.

 

 

 

l: Fast forward. Good team that will go down in the books I think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

l: Yo thats my boy right there. The man the myth the legend.

l: What the hell... Flu walrus.. Im at a loss for words. No comment.

l: The evil flu walrus ?

C: His Evil Twin.

l: That name seems familiar.. Feel like ive played against him... The evil flu walrus

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

l: Man idk about this Gunna fit. Those boots are an L, reminds me of carti. The rick owens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

l: 😍😍

l: Bad. Thats all I gotta say

l: Awful. Boy look like a Roach

C: Holaay. Before we conclude this interview, is there anything you'd like to say?

l: U know I hope everyone gets an opportunity to watch the match on Monday. Its going to be nice... But yea, number 1 rule: Ggs only

C: All right, good luck to the 18 competitors on Monday. We'll see you then!