NOTE: The Coach does not support the actions of "Dope". While the Coach is giving Dope a [REDACTED] platform to speak his mind, the Coach doesn't support/participate/encourage his actions and neither should any of you. Please do not try this at home, in your discord, none of that. Reader's discretion is advised.

The Dope Testimonials

"Dope was the punching bag for his friend group and often led him to embark on various misdaventures more of less for gaming clout and the like" ~ mr. deldongus

"well, sometimes dope would get inebriated and send me some sexually explicit messages over steam, and this would happen at around 3 in the morning" ~ local travis scott fan (rager) agb

"I like playing games with him and the boys" ~ dimensional spy

"idk i was just told to block him so i did" ~ a man like rain

"i heard dope talk one time in a lobby and he sounded like he weighed 600 lbs" ~ Alto h chef

"Kega don't care" ~ Kegaman

COACH'S CORNER #14: DOPE

disclaimer: the opinions expressed by the 1 interviewed are by the 1 interviewed. the coach may have completely different views dont cancel me.

Dope: sbd0pe

COACH: How are you doing today Dope ?

D: just chillin

C: So what's your competitive history Dope?

D: my first two teams were called energy of dustbowl they were both teams full of dustbowl pubbers the next team was mcm which was composed of people me, bunny and other met through those pasts teams. the next teams were just y3y0y3 teams: first one was core y3y0y3 then it was just me and pablo trying to make silver teams and then it getting moved up after that. i just mainly played on alts for no reason even when i was bad at the game majority of the time with dave. then when i came back to tf2 when i couldnt get on a team i made the meat heads with comprised of fred players

C: Any other teams after that?

D: not hl related, not relevant.

C: All right, how did you first get into tf2?

D: i saw some kid play tf2 when i was young and thought it looked cool

C: Ok, and what introduced you to competitive TF2?

D: my dustbowl community made a team then a few seasons after i wanted to make a team comprised of some of the players from that team

C: Ok ok. What class do or did you main?

D: engie/solder

pictured: shotaway aka "captain jack" playing against the formidable #mcm

C: Okay okay. List the players that you find impressive in the scene currently.

D: pablo, jj, hunter, bowl, sand, carcin, flu, gaben, blake, shotaway (not impressive) are the best at their classes

C: Okay okay. Now list the players who you find simply mediocre or overrated.

D: shotaway is shit

C: Is that the only player?

D: i dont know

C: All right moving on, so why do you cheat Dope?

D: it started as a joke then some people started telling me to keep doing it and i got addicted to it

C: Damn. That's tough. When did you first start cheating?

D: i think around the time zilean was made then it was in medieval pugs around that time i started getting addicted

C: So can you go more in detail about the addiction? How it feels? Or why it compels you to cheat?

D: i dont know i was just trying to have fun

C: Okay okay. And did you have fun?

D: yea i did but i do regret being addicted based on my knowledge of the game

C: Knowledge of the game, can you elaborate on that?

D: back on the meat heads after scrims i would theorycraft tf2 for hours with bowl and others feeding each other with strategies and ideas. i dont know how to answer that in a not meme way

C: Ah. So now you're stuck here unable to utilize the knowledge you possess is what you're saying.

D: ya basically

pictured: when a man tries to outsmart bowl of mayo

C: Moving on, I've been told that you were the founder of #mcm. Is this true?

D: yea back then i made a team called #mcm and #wcw one for HL the other for 6s

C: What sprouted the idea of creating "#mcm" to you.

D: the hashtags #mcm and HL being on a monday

C: Hmmm. Ok. Do you think you are owed some of "#mcm"'s winnnings because you are the founder? Do you think that's fair?

D: nah im good i got fred they won

pictured: millionaire investor & #mcm leader bunny confirming Dope's claim

C: How do you feel about the current state of HL?

D: well ill hold any league the boys are playing in to the highest standards and right now rgl is not it. the admin team is just a bunch of betas in a circlejerk. they need a bunch of alphas as admins

C: Yeah eh. Can you elaborate on that? What actions have they demonstrated that would classify them as "betas in a circlejerk"

D: old ugc was good because it was one person and they were always stern never changed or made up any rules just stuck to it now whenever they make decisions its just a bunch of people feeding off each other

C: So the only issue in RGL right now is the admins showing weakness?

D: yes

C: is that your only opinion in regards to modern day HL?

D: no i understand why they keep fred banned they dont like them and they dont want them to win the next 5 seasons

C: So in your opinion is Fred just that much better than the competition or is the competition not great or what?

D: fred is too good

C: Okay. So I was told that you may have had a hand in the makings of pl_vigil and maybe more. Can you tell me about your work in the RGL Community?

D: basically when they were going over the map and adding stuff to it i convinced bowl to change his vote to open up the flank more on vigil last but its crucial for a flank to be able to hold that far because if a sniper has full control of the big door sight line its gg

C: Was that the only part you influenced on Vigil?

D: yea i agreed that they needed to make first a point that you could hold on

C: Damn. Was there anything else that you did behind the scenes in RGL or with helping players/teams?

D: i think ways they could help vigil is by making the hill to the last point smaller or removing it entirely

C: Okay okay, was there anything else that you did behind the scenes in RGL or with helping players/teams?

D: well I am like a sponge with strategies on tf2 so I always answered questions if someone asked me or meshed theories with fred players. i could probably tell you what every class does in every situation on every map

pictured: a computer generated image of Dope's Brain

C: That's crazy. Sayin you molded many to be the great TF2 players they are then. Which notable TF2 players did you help?

D: just whenever i was asked a question from fred players i would answer

C: Makes sense. How do you deal with the haters Dope?

D: got no haters only got my boys

C: Okay okay. Who are your enemies Dope ?

D: i dont have no enemies im just a troll there is no objective when im given connect i join

C: I know those ones. So Dope i seen how u been spitting game & getting all these shordies. Tell me, how do i spit game like you?

D: think what is the most retarded shit you could possibly say to someone to make them laugh

pictured: dope spitting game

C: Say word. You think if I hit a girl with a deez nuts meme it'll make them fall in love with me?

D: probably not but if she does shes def a keeper

C: Damn. I'll have to work on my game.

C: So Dope, let’s skip over to present day. You seem to be ... very sexually active. You talk about performing sexual acts, discuss sexual concepts unsolicitedly in discords you are in and share links to adult entertainment & photos whether they be three dimensional or fictional. Not to mention you target LGBT people (specifically trans people most of the time); you always mention them, talk about them, ask others about their business, even made a battle cry based off one of them along with sexual combos and many times have lusted after them. Why are you focused on LGBT people?

D: sometimes i just think of random phrases to make people laugh or to make fun of the people who make fun of me. i literally only do it to the people that i know make fun of me

C: So who hurt you Dope ?

D: nobody hurt me its just fun to troll the people that deserve it the ones who make fun of others but become super sensitive when they get made fun of. i think people who are thin skinned and talk shit about other people need to be put in their place

C: So who in the community deserves being made fun of Dope ?

D: no specifics. its not my fault i get screenshotted and they see what i say its not like i mean for them to see it most of the time

pictured: the notorious screenshotter that has been fucking with Dope's life for time

C: Yes. I've been told that you despise screenshotters. Why do you dislike screenshotters Dope?

D: because screenshotter show people that im joking about the stuff i say even if i dont mean the stuff i say

C: Hmm.. Interesting take on it. So when you're in... moments of heat, has it crossed your mind you of how they feel when receiving unwanted advances from somebody?

D: those messages were just from me trying to make the other laugh

C: Ah. So you were spitting game.

D: well, not spitting game. just friendly. sometimes i think of the dumbest stuff to say with just the intent of making the other laugh. i had no intent of making a move or such

C: Friendly huh.. But what if they think you're being creepy with the stuff you're saying. Even if you never had any romantic intentions.

pictured: no caption

D: well then i made a mistake choosing my friend

C: Okay okay. So why do you save pictures of trans people? I feel like it’s worth mentioning here because while it’s creepy to keep pictures of other people for purposes other than friendly in general, you have pictures saved of people that you yourself call “freaks”.

D: i have no pictures of such saved. i only have funny pictures of the boys saved. i think i have to blame tg because i just took it too far he use to tell shotaway he was gonna fuck his ass and shit

C: Okay. So were you going to fuck his ass Dope?

D: no i just thought it was incredibly stupid to say so i caught it too it was so stupid that it was funny

C: Okay Dope. Moving on it seems like whenever you have anything to say it always has to be racially or sexually charged. Why do you choose to say the things you do?

D: i say what comes to the top of my head to make other laugh

C: So in the Mind of Dope there's alot of racist & sexual thoughts?

D: yea the mind of dope is fucked and always thinking

C: Okay, and how does it make you feel when you say these things?

D: i dont know its just the same thing its just to make others laugh

C: Okay. Speaking of the Mind of Dope, how did you concoct the Dope's Gambit play?

D: i dont know it just came off the top of my head lol

C: Damn. Just like that huh. so what do you do for fun outside of tf2? any hobbies? interests?

D: currently none until i get a vaccine its just smoking bowls and playing games i am a daily smoker and i have asthma so i am afraid of contracting covid-19

C: I know those ones. I got some pictures I wanna show you and I want to know your thoughts.

D: fast forward is a secret super team that will never be revealed to the public
they are too op

C: Damn. Can you reveal it to me?

D:

Scout: Pablo

Soldier: crab_f

Pyro: Paals the [REDACTED]

Demoman: Bowl

Heavy: Carcin

Engineer: Dope

Medic: Rain

Sniper: Froyo b4nny #[REDACTED]

Spy: Deldongo

C: Hm... This does seem like a good team. I'm not sure about the Paals pick up but maybe I'm biased.

D: idk. nothing. chubbz when he sings saweetie my type and says imma ride a dick all night

D: need chubbz interview next

D:

D: is this someones theory

C: Maybe. I just thought this was a good picture for this interview.

D: accurate. the only time i think about the kinda stuff is when im baked

C: Damn, maybe that meme that weed makes you gay is true.

D: maybe

pictured: Dope when Ronnie J gets mentioned

C: All right. Lets move onto our reader submitted questions, we got a couple of them here. From spades: why? going to need some context here.

D: i dont know why i didnt want to be interviewed but vryktion put too much effort into it already so i couldnt say no

C: At least you recognize. From saturation: what makes raven so evil?

D: cant tell when they are joking

C: Can you elaborate on that?

D: no

C: Okay, before we conclude this interview is there anything you'd like to say?

D: chubbz interview next

Thank you to Dope for the interview. Thank you to my interns as always and thanks to the people who are listed in the Dope's testimonials. Thank you to everyone who helped me with this interview, I can't remember it off the top of my head but you know who you are. Thank you very much to you the reader for reading the 14th edition of Coach's Corner.

Coach's Corner #14