Coach's Coverage Week 1: Ronnie J
COACH'S COVERAGE WEEK 1: RONNIE J
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the coach may have completely different views dont cancel me.
Ronnie J: Hello, I am Adam, and im the co-leader for Invite Highlander team 3600
COACH BUCKS: How are you doing today?
R: im as chill as an ant hill
C: Okay okay. How long have you been playing TF2?
R: since season 18 ugc, but i started a little bit before, so like probably late 2015?
C: Say word. How's your season been so far?
R: honestly pretty good, i love playing with everyone on the team, and this is johhny's last season, so im hoping to make it special
C: Yeah eh. You gonna make it special by getting a Dub ?
R: even if we dont get a dub it will be special cuz we get to play with him. but yes, we want the dub
C: All right. So I'm looking at your team name. I don't get it. What does 3600 mean?
R: so.. you see my name right?
C: Yes. 400 pounds.
R: well, think about how much 9 400 pound players would weigh
C: Oh. So it's all added together to make that number. Are you saying that you only picked out the most obese players for your roster?
R: Yes
C: Makes sense. Others may think it being discriminatory for only picking players who weight alot, but I have a thesis that proves that players who excel in eSports tend to weigh on both extremes of the scale. The closer you are to the average weight, the worse you perform in-game.
R: exactly. when it comes to heavy mains, you only hear about really skinny or really heavy heavy mains
C: I'm still in the works of convincing RGL to implement weight divisions along with their standard skill divisions. Will you support me in this claim?
R: Yeah i would, if you needed the support
C: Thank you very much, I appreciate it. Moving on, what do you think about playoffs in terms of whats going to be easy, whats going to be challenging? etc.
R: honestly that question is kind of hard to answer, i think every team in playoffs this season is a challenge, but thats what makes the game fun, im looking forward to playing shovel and hood, and im happy to see sakuras first season in invite playoffs
pictured: team 3600 map review
C: Yeah eh. What's your mentality going into this. Dubs only or naw ?
R: yeah. thats the plan
C: All right, who are the fearsome players that are standing in the way of you acquiring the Dub?
R: id say dimento, lenny, carcin, exile, zuchima and evil seem like a fair list of people to give
C: Ya eh. So who you feel is mediocre or overrated for the team they’re playing for?
R: id say nobody at this level is mediocre or overrated. Everyone at this level is really good, but everyone is also human as well, everyone can be prone to making mistakes, and every team has the potential to exploit bad plays, or uncoordinated gameplay.
that being said, shovel had a perfectly good medic option in dr alto h clef. you may know him as the good doctor
C: Ah ah ah.
R: and for some reason they decided to gimp their roster and not use him. very strange...
C: Say no more. Before we get into that.. What's the game plan overall?
R: shovel banned both product and ashville because they think we're worse at pl than koth. so we're going to do what we did to mcm last season and prove that we can flourish at both gamemodes
C: Say word. Well are you guys bad at PL?
R: i think we're more dominant at koth historically, but we're not a bad payload team by any means. just more inconsistent at payload
C: Okay. How do you guys plan on beating shovel in their current state?
R: thats a hard question to answer haha, it really just comes down to lets just play better than them, we know we can do it, we've been dominant over them pretty much the whole season. I could spew some bs about shutting down individual players, but really, the better team will win. And shovel is a really good team, we wont underestimate them.
C: What maps did you guys pick?
R: map picks were they banned product, we banned steel and picked lake, they banned ash and picked vigil, and we picked upward
C: Why did you ban steel?
R: steel is an upset map. if we didnt ban it, they would have picked it and i know that because they went with vigil, another map seen as an upset map. im confident we could beat them on any map hence why i wanted to ban one of the two upset maps
C: Damn. You really got them on the ropes then huh. So out of every map, why lakeside and upward?
R: i think we're a very solid lakeside team, and i think lakeside plays to our strengths. ashville was also a candidate for us to pick but i went with lakeside and upward was a no brainer for us. i dont know if you are familiar with Johhny from cali but he says he has never lost upward so i am inclined to believe him
C: Yeo.... Yeo
R: yeo...
C: You know what. Never mind.
R: good. keep what you're thinking to yourself
C: So if they bring in Alto. You guys gonna call it a night or what?
R: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BejeVQUBxAk
R: i miss playing with and against alto
C: I agree.
R: there is always great content, s22 was a fucking blast. i also have to plug this alto video if you havent seen it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ6p_tAq1yg
C: What season is that.
R: that was 9am season 22 of plat
C: Oh yeah. That season was jokes. We were really good at beating Bv in scrims and nothing else.
R: LOL yeah no, remember we beat JIM
C: 0_0 You're lying..
R: no its true, we beat JIM on millstone
C: His team must've been Noob. Moving on, I'm looking at your roster here..... actually before i get into it, tell the readers that dontknow what your roster is.
R: Our roster is:
Wish Scout
Secret Soldier
Arzt Hispanian/Figsy Pyro
Joey Lemons Demo
Adam Heavy
Flu Walrus Engineer
Kasper Medic
Nyxi Sniper
Secret Spy
agb and madringme are also both on the team
C: Okay okay. You know you got some people who are nice, like my boys flu walrus, madringme & nyxi. but im looking at your pyro: artz hispanian. Now I can't disrespect the HL titan himself. 20 seasons or something of hl, faced off against Yipyapper the Inevitable, truly remarkable. But it seems that whenever artz hispanian is in the server... bad stuff just seems to happen. How will you prevent this from reoccuring again?
R: listen here, Johhny is quite possibly one of the best pyros to ever touch invite. this isnt a joke or a troll. i know its silly to go oh hehe heres this one clip of johhny doing something derpy but with johhny its not about consistency. he actually makes so many good plays and makes so much space for us. im only defending him right now because of some unnamed individuals
R: we can call them... Rats, in the bowl of mayo stream
C: Rats... Wait. It's just me and bowl. What the fuck.
R: no no, not you bro. in the chat...
C: Oh.. Lol. I don't got twitch chat open so I ain't know. My bad.
R: they take the jokes you guys spit and take it as straight fact and they think johhny is terrible despite being one of the best players in invite. johhny dosent care about the recognition or his like status in the community. Hes got a kid and a wife and another baby cookin in the oven but i wont let the rats talk about his legacy in a bad way after his last season of hl
C: Damn. You're trying to build legacy here. I rate it. But yo, lets move onto my next question. I'd like to talk about a scenario here.
R: Okay
C: Lets just say that everyone in your team has to partner up in 2s to play some marbles. who's going to partner up with who? and who's gonna get fat kidded?
R: mad partners with nyxi, i partner with johhny, wish would partner with agb, kasper would partner with joey and flu walrus would probably get fatkidded probably because he wouldnt speak at all
C: Damn... So now that we picked out our gganbus. Who's going to win & who's going to lose in this game of marbles and why?
R: depends on what game everyone would end up playing
C: You think it'd be 50/50 on who would win across any game?
R: nah. im p sure johhny would beat me but let me win. wish would play crusty and cheat to beat agb. joey and kasper would be like 50-50, and im pretty sure nyxi would lose horribly and mad would shittalk him the whole time.
C: Holaay. All right. So overall how do you feel about this current season of Invite?
R: its pretty good lmao
C: Okay okay. So i wanna talk about the future here. when are you gonna stop leading and playing with these bozos & remake the 9 angry men?
R: 9am is dead bro. i love wish and agb and johhny alot as friends, and joey is probably one of the best teammates anyone could ask for. i love these guys
pictured: alto, ronnie j & the coach as a combo
C: Wow. I see how it is. It's all good though. I'm still waiting on that apology from Lunean.
R: what did he do
C: He cussed me out one time in pugs and I told him to apologize cuz normally I'd just start flaming tf out of mans like I usually do, but I liked the guy so.
R: haha thats just classic lunean. he would get flustered and start going uh uh uh FUCK YOU
C: Lol I know. I'm still waiting on that apology Doe.
R: just message mans
C: I did. I'm still waiting. But anyway, so you have a few fans that have been submitting questions even though I haven't even done any. But to hopefully satisfy these individuals, I will ask: Ronnie J. What advice do you have for the gentlemen in our community who can't seem to bag a baddie.
R: also i can only bag crazy girls. something about crazy girls is like... idk, you ever see that pic where its like, pussy from a girl who is evil? and its the guy crawling in the desert for it?
C: No... Uhh, think this discussion is more for them than me. Lets move on. What do you like to do outside of TF2? Any hobbies? Interests?
R: i like comp pokemon and hanging with my friends alot, im going back to school and looking for a part time job, ideally customer relations. I like going for walks alot and staying fit. Also recently one of my friends got a big ass bong we've been using alot which is pretty fun.
C: Yeah eh. Lets move on. I got some pictures to show you and I want to know your thoughts.
R: Cute Boys
C: What about cute boys?
R: Those are my thoughts about that image
R: Giant inflatable fem pyros
R: You feel like you’re about to have a bad time
C: Okay. Before we conclude this interview, is there anything you'd like to say?
R: I love my friends
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