COACH'S COVERAGE WEEK 2: AGB

disclaimer: the opinions expressed by the 1 interviewed are by the 1 interviewed. the coach may have completely different views dont cancel me.

 

agb: hi im agb and i play for apolodosh (3600)

COACH BUCKS: How are you doing today?

a: im chillin. how bout urself

C: I'm good. I'm currently watching Jake Paul.

a: not bad

C: How has your season been?

a: its been fine so far. only 1 loss

C: Ya eh. Against who?

a: hood naruto

C: Ya eh. We'll get to them soon. What happened last Monday? You catch the coveted Dub or you fall into the loser's bracket?

a: we caught the coveted W

C: Okay okay. So during the match, what went well and what went wrong?

a: lakeside went very well but the other 2 maps were derp. mad and i swapped during the match because our team had discussed it earlier in the week, but after last week we have decided that im going to stay on spy and mad is going to stay on soldier

C: Do you agree with that move?

a: yea i agree with it. we're both better at those respective classes so

C: Okay all right. What were the two other maps?

a: vigil and upward

C: Why were you guys derpy on those maps?

a: i dont felt like i was doing a good enough job at soldier in some of the situations, and other times our combo would just have a difficult time regrouping

C: That's tough. Is that something you guys hopefully have fixed up going into the future?

a: yea i think so

C: All right. How are you and your team feeling currently?

a: feelin pretty good

C: That's good that's good. You're going up against Hood Naruto this Monday, your only loss from the regular season. Will this Monday be an easy Dub ?

a: thats the plan 💪

C: Say word. Have you guys decided on the maps?

a: im not sure yet. honestly i dont follow map picks much really ever. i feel like i have a solid idea of what to do for every map so

 

pictured: agb putting the finishing touches on his shit list

 

C: Damn. I like that confidence. So who do you think are fearsome in your division?

a: uhhh i think hood is pretty fearsome esp with the addition of jay now

C: Is it still freelo though?

a: yea always winnable

C: All right. On the other hand. Who do you think is mediocre or overrated?

a: for only this pool of actively playing players? or like all invite players

C: I guess anything. Anyone that you feel like is worth mentioning.

a: players i think are overrated: spu (only person who overrates him is himself tho), dog, yumyum, catalyst, moist, freelander, etc. i think im done for now, some of the players i think are overrated i still gotta play against and i dont wanna jinx myself and lose to them. message me again in a few weeks once the season is over and i can give you the full list

C: Okay okay. Last week I had your teammate Ronnie J In for the Coach's Coverage week 1. Do you agree with the things he had to say in his interview?

a: i didnt see what he said other than like a few lines

C: Understandable. What does the name "agb" mean ?

a: top secret. only my cabinet members know. i like to lie to people about what it means so lots of them have varying answers. its just fun to fuck with people, in reality it may not mean anything at all but people can decide that for themselves 

C: Interesting. Can I be a cabinet member?

a: u gotta apply

C: Where do I apply?

a: ask carcin

C: Wow. My #1 hater.. Moving on,

 

 

C: Now lets say you and your team has been put on this map. You have to surf successfully to the end or face hitting splat on the gruond. Who would beat this surf map in 1 go and who would fail?

a: i think mans like kasper would beat it in 1 go and i think that me and adam would fail. also maybe arzt

C: Okay. What about everyone else?

a: i think theyd be able to beat it after a few attempts. i think the only ones who probably wouldnt be able to beat it at all are me and adam

C: There wouldn't be any few attempts though. Once you fall, you hit the ground and.. you know.

a: oh aight. then i think only kasper would be able to beat it in 1 go, maybe nyxi too if his dorm internet isnt eating shit 

C: Damn. How much would you guys be getting per person from 1st place?

a: idk. we won last season but i didnt get any of my earnings yet

C: Classic. It seems like you lose your temper alot and scream slurs. Are the people you are living with cool with that?

a: yeah, they dont care. ive been this way forever so

C: All right. By any chance is your room soundproof or are you looking to invest in soundproofing your room in the future?

a: hell nah

C: Moving on, if you were President of RGL, and you were allowed to grant one banned player a Pardon. Who would you pardon?

a: pablo for certain. maybe dope or galaxy if i felt like trolling but for a serious answer, pablo

C: Okay all right. So what do you like to do outside of TF2? Any hobbies? Interests?

a: i play apex and pokemon a bit for games other than tf2. im currently enrolled in college and live at my dorm for more than half the week typically so usually if im not playing games im doing schoolwork or just out doing shit

C: Okay okay. Now I got some pictures I want to show you and I want to know your thoughts.

a: sure thing

 

 

 

a: ah, [REDACTED] forward

C: Now why do you say that?

a: i like to mock the team a lot but ive had plenty of friends/acquaintances play on it so in reality i dont dislike it i just like to meme ab it. i say that because its had a lot of gay mfs play on it. like, u got like wish and others... i rest my case

C: Hmm okay. While I'd like to say I mock Fast Forward alot too, at this point I don't think anyone would believe me if I said I didn't like Fast Forward.
   

 

a: i think this picture would be more accurate if you replaced the girl with a man

C: Holaay.

a: i mean its true is it not

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a: hey man saturation has been on the glo up. he got 2nd place in main and advanced when it mattered. he gets consistently picked in invite pugs, he rang for my invite team last season and did fine, and hes also a real ass dude.

C: Say word.

a: i call him raturation a lot but hes one of the most real mfs i know

C: All right. Before we conclude this interview, is there anything you'd like to say?

a: nope